Questionnaire before dating my daughter dating for gay
You may glance at her while talking, so long as you do not peer below her neck.If you cannot keep your hands off of my daughter's body in public, I will remove them from your arms.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.Any attempts to do so will result in your disappearance.No, I will not make this a public affair that would embarrass you.I hope you have a pleasant experience dating my daughter! _________ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly ring? _______________ (IF YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES) In 50 words or less, what does DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEAN TO YOU?Courtesy of The Freeman Institute APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor. Number of years parents married:_________________________________________ Do you own a van? _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?