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” Stuart’s had some dodgy girlfriends over the years.The very first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!I heard there was a sweep stake on the length of the best mans speech. No seriously this speech will be a bit like Clive short and not very funny…..Hopefully they give you a bit of food for thought for the wedding day.It has been a very emotional day …….some of you must have noticed that even the cake is in tiers. If there is anybody here who is feeling worried, nervous or apprehensive, your either me (because I am) or you just married Mark Owen.
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